silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

prrb:

"Oh look, it is an human! I must do something cute for them.
 /BLARRRGFH/
Did you see it? 
/BLEERHG/
:D….
nailed it.”

(Source: nicetooth)

nychnymph:

don’t romanticize basic rights 
it’s not attractive that a man is a feminist 
it’s not sexy that a man finally realizes the prejudice against women and how stupidly oppressed women are 
it’s common sense

pressing:

do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder

(Source: gaws)

grinderman2:

*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria